the cleansing power of bleach... well it worked for bud

ye gads, he's back again... with more of this zombie business...

shoot - it was really a struggle not to write 'bizzle' or 'a-bizzle' there...

let's get this down straight... hangin' out with veggies who fancy you and then pouring bleach on them when they get bitten, is NOT an effective way to survive the zombie apocalypse. just putting it out there...

and for anyone who thinks that taking a machete to the infected area and then go for some serious fire/cauterisation a-bizzle on a stick... well, i think we've already been there...

but bleach does not a mong zombie make...

bud is not bub... this is science_FAKT... granted its a remake, but when you're gonna mess with elements of a story, there are certain places you just should not go... i mean really, that's offensive right about there...

and whilst we're on the subject, what's with the dead people climbing on the ceiling...?!? they sure as anything didn't do it when they were alive... does their decaying flesh mean they have extra sticky hands?!

legless ving rhames is fairly amusing though...

so remember... shoot it in the head, or severe the head and put it on a stick for comic effect...

...DON'T cover it in bleach, and stick a seatbelt on it!!

anywho, i reckon that bleach i got the other day would work much better... it does a kind of blue rinse thing, that one on the telebox looked a bit watery to me... that's probably why it didn't do no good...