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word up you crazy cats!! how's it all goin'...?!

need to ask a small favour... can i tempt you into voting for me to support graham coxon on tour?!

all you need to do is click this link, http://t.co/K3JgFjPo ...and log in via your facebook or twitter! its dead simple, and it would mean the world to me! i think graham coxon is the bomb, and the opportunity to support him...

well, i don't think i need to finish that sentence!

i hope the world is good with you...

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dear sir (symptoms of y)

dear sir,

i need to request x in regards to z, as i am currently suffering from y which is causing me severe difficulties.

yours sincerly

m
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dear m

your application for x in regards to z for reason y has been rejected.

your application has been rejected as you have demonstrated symptoms of y, and despite documentary evidence of y from an appropriate qualified professional, we have decided to reject your application as signs of y (amongst other things) are frowned upon by this organisation.

please do not be so foolish as to expect the slightest support from our organisation.

yours sincerely

sir