enter drama llama stage left...

ah, drama...

thus we gone need a llama...

well we don't actually need one, as there's one ready prescribed for this very situation - 'the drama llama'

not to be confused with the term 'drama llama' as defined by the urban dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=drama%20llama)... similar to a drama queen but more 'internet'...

no godamnit... this is a genuine heavens-to-betsy llama... probably.

and lo... here he comes, fossicking forth from stage-left, as from that way weirdness comes (and that is a  demonstrable scienceFAKT cat[llama]-fans!!!)...

veering toward downstage-left... NOT a drama llama

around about this point, it would appear that things begin to get a bit confused... there's talk of a waistcoat, red on the front and reminiscent of those ones jack russell's often wear, possibly glasses (horn-rimmed, on a string), undetermined maturity, a wispy goat-y beard (not to be confused with a goatee) and a whole host of other such weirdness...

(i am properly feeling the waistcoat though... possibly in some-kind of faux tartan...)

...and what does it want? (where does it stop? watch for the sign of the lollipop...)

whilst annoying... none of these are the drama llama

to be honest, it probably doesn't know what it wants... or even if there is actually an 'it' to 'want'... realistically its sense of self-awareness is probably 'up there' with its fashion sense (i.e. negligible)... i guess in his own llama-esque fashion, he is, like the joker 'just a dog chasing cars'...

and whilst he does appear to have a better grip on the subtle application of make-up than the purple-humourous-one, i reckon a pair of well-polished aviators would properly confuse the poor beast...

savvy llamas... with their digits firmly on the pulse,
they also get it on to their own bootsy-collins funk soundtrack

poor he... automated transportation is probably above this particular llama, i'm figuring (judging by the way he looks) that he probably never got past th.. threads in the llama book of life-skills...

but there he is.. fossicking about stage left... probably

as (has been previously stated) from that way weirdness comes...

(although empirically speaking, he may not actually be there at all...)

but the drama llama, and other assorted stage-left weirdness, is the only explanation i can find for the fact that i always seem to look left... its out there, but hey, what did you expect? but it is always a look left, not the guitar...

left...

9'o'clock...

la izquierda...

weird that...