closing in... round the corner...
E
gear down...
N
get irrate at silly little red not-car that has just cut you up on the massive roundabout owing to a limited understanding of traffic flow, and distinct disregard for lane discipline
C
engage handbrake
O
amber light... disengage handbrake, make it go 'mhrrrrrrr vuuub vuuub vuuub mhrrrr' (or similar)
N
light changes to green, apply pressure to accelerator and pull away...
but there's no A... bad times
there should have been an A! why? because then the lorry would have been full of encona chilli sauce... you know, the nice fruity one with scotch bonnets in it...
nom nom nom
although tbh, the thai sweet chilli variety would have been cool, as that compliments pretend cheese on toast perfectly... with a bottle of that, some bread in the freezer and a packet of pretend cheese you are officially well away in the big wide-world of student eats...
i have been told the former goes great in baked beans...
but i couldn't possibly comment...
don't like baked beans
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