there is a circle, ok, a ring... you cannot break this ring, well actually its more of a tube... but you cannot break this tube... is it a tube if it has a bulge? a bit like a diamond (mathematical) only smoother? is it a still tube then? for ease of purpose we'll say it is... you cannot break this tube... no matter how much you throw it about... you cannot break this tube... no matter how much you chew it... you cannot break this tube... stick your head through it, all around it from different angles... you cannot break this tube... use you back legs to gain extra purchase... you cannot break this tube... you are a gerbil, and you do a pretty good job of destroying everything... but you cannot break this tube... i have watched you nibble translucent neon hard styrene for fun, coating the floor of your abode with a crazy hyper-colour snow... you cannot break this tube...
but this doesn't stop you trying... and i cannot take the as-yet unbroken tube off you... despite the ridiculous amount of noise you manage to make with it... because, maybe one day you will break the tube, and i for one cannot wait to see the look of gerbil ecstasy on your face when you finally crack it (i think it'll be a bit like melon face)...
but for now, dear fiddy, despite your hardest efforts... you cannot break this tube
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