presenting... "happy dragon starter platter"

PRESENTING, FOR YOUR THANG-SHAKIN' ENJOYMENT...

AN UPBEAT IRREVERENT 'FATBWOI BOMB' 

 DISC-SHAPED, TO FIT NEATLY INTO YOUR HAND!!

(feat. the talents of - Baritone Bwoi, Stereo Omar ...and MORE)

9-TRACKS 

 from across the 'Relentless', 'Love Once', and 'Triple H' EPs

incl. Bullet, Love Once, The Soulcalibur Song and Forces

STRICTLY LIMITED TO 43 COPIES!!

each CD is individually crafted feat. 

a hand drawn CD, and lo-fi monochrome liner...

presented in a brightly coloured fold-out wallet...

(5 colours available)

GRAB YOURSELF ONE OF THESE ULTRA-RARE BAD BWOI'S...
BY CATCHING THE FATBWOI LIVE - £3
or
ORDER ONE BY POST, BY EMAILING HERE - £4.25 (inc p+p)

full tracklisting
1. Love Once

 2. 1-800

3. Mailman

4. Forces

5. Evil Plaque

6. Here Come The Spider People
7. Love Once [Fatbwoi 5]

8. The Soulcalibur Song [Fatbwoi 5]

9. Bullet [Fatbwoi 5]

'HAPPY DRAGON STARTER PLATTER' IS ONLY AVAILABLE ON CD

***update... only 41 copies of this CD remaining... get yours now!!!***

***UPDATE... less than 20 copies remaining... get yours now!!!***

mailman (demo)

lifted from the forthcoming 'bonfire of the quangos' project...

the one about not reading what the mailman brings you... apparently that's one of them there rules (or something)... i don't think its one of those surviving horror movie type rules (let's be honest, they're getting kind of complicated)... but even jigsaw said "there has to be rules!"

featuring the funky-ass bass stylings of the big O, the digital introduction of baritone bwoi and a complete lie about the availability (for free) of a particular brand if satellite tv...

it gives a bit of an indication of where 'b.o.t.q' will be coming from, there'll be some drums (although not that many to be honest), definite deployment of multiple digital-bwois... a bit like a clone army (and if i can wrestle control of the senate we're home and dry...), and maybe some shaky weirdness...

and some (re-recorded) claps...

dude done hate the sound of his own clap

far out 8)

fatshadow

init jus'... for real

had me one of those multi-instrumentalist moments last night... right on.

got me invited to play at Jess's 30th bash last night (Happy Birthday Jess) by the e'er ineffable G (of mighty boomshadow/boombwoi fame)... and after our duo outing, for my birthday, on monday night we decided to drop another one of those 'once in a life'-ers again...

Omar played (really enjoyed that as i haven't seen my man play for some time... the big O is just too cool for so many things) ...and you gotta love that open shirt look 8)

[so cool is he that we even managed to drop an impromptu locomotion... which both a: made someone very happy b: taught us that we must never do this again, it is sealed with a kiss or nothing!! uhm...?!]

the big O - oozing cool

G played, and quite possibly scared of the dude from the scouts by opening with beastiality (billy bragg and phil jupitus)... and even whipped out his solo YMCA

i played, held off the nandos til the end of the set (damn weird feelin' that)... then G joined me for some nandos with a bullet on a sunny afternoon - although tbh drunk G had made an appearance by now, and there was some seriously enjoyable arms-outstrectched theatrics...

and then i did strap on a bass to join G and PC, and our powers combined...

FATSHADOW

hell yes.

take 50% mighty boomshadow add a smidgen of fatbwoi on the bass, don't rehearse and just drop it like its hot (drop it like its hot)... and that is how we roll!!

ja, for sure....

can't actually remember the last time i played bass with a band, and i had a most enjoyable time 8) (even when G went off on a mad solo during a song i didn't know/hadn't played and had to try and guess the key off - this is how we roll mo-fo!!).

but yeaman, i like, is nice... is nice, i like

really diggin' some of the incidental stuff PC and i were up to... bit of jazz, don't mind if i do, more a case of this is our thang, thus we must work it, doin' a bit of the ole' link-up shizzle - of course my horse 8)

properly enjoyed it though, nice addin' a bit of jazznofunknoswingnotechno bass to the mBs material... but then you gotta love the bass in general...

more bass...