do not be alarmed...

do not be alarmed...

do not adjust your set (which better damn well be properly licensed)...

do not remove your ornaments and valuables from their usual homes... (there isn't time and you threw out yesterdays paper so you have nothing to wrap them in...)

do not pay any attention to what you have just read...

everything is fine, the sun is (mostly) out and its the weekend...

put the crisis on hold for ten...

and live a lil'

happy time

this has been a public broadcast announcement from fatbwoi industries... home to the fatbwoi gerbil army (the sweetest smelling army in the world... but quite sh!t at making beds it would seem), and inventor of bath in a can (ok that's a bold claim... but certainly the first man to put it to song)...


its pretty much always good to add lime and/or sugar...